Life is so hard and complicated! Every way you turn, there's always a conundrum to solve. Want to prove to your friend that you're not chicken and that you'll actually ask random strangers to kiss you? Not going to happen! That stranger not only rejects you, trips you, and calls you a weirdo (which you are), but ends up becoming your calculus tutor! Want to cheat on your partner because you're trash? Uh oh! Now you're infected with the virus, and all those side chicks you've been in close contact with and their families have to quarantine! And now, everyone knows that you've been cheating on your partner with people that are also cheating on their partners!
Do you feel like your life is like this? Do you feel overwhelmed with all the complexities? Do you just want to evaporate into the air and let the sun have your body? It's simple!
First, you must check to make sure that your body is comprised of at least some water. Most humans are made of 70% water, which makes everything much easier! If you check and find that you are, in fact, not comprised of at least some water, the best course of action to take is to get a water transplant. Find your nearest water source, whether that be a sink or a polluted river, and drink away.
For this next step, you'll need to consult a medical professional. You need the professional to figure out how much water you have in your body compared to your body's weight. After that, you just need to do some simple math to find out how much water you need for your body to be 100% water. For example, if my doctor tells me that I have 70 pounds of fluid, and I am 100 pounds, then I will need 30 pounds of fluid to become 100% water.
The third step is simple; consume the necessary amount of water that will make you 100% water. But wait! If you consume more water, you'll still have some unnecessary flesh in your body! This is why you should also ask for your doctor's opinion on you removing everything in your body that isn't a fluid!
After your doctor approves of your decision, book an appointment to have all of those unnecessary things removed. Now, you can evaporate and avoid all of life's complexities and hardships. And by evaporating, you are also avoiding life's beauty!